Top Ten Signs
Your Cat Has Learned
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
10. E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."
9. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
8. You find you`ve been subscribed to strange
newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.
7. Your web browser has a new home page:
http://www.feline.com/.
6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a
strange aroma of tuna.
5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about
their release of "CyberDog."
4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange
territorial scent to it.
3. You keep finding new software around your house
like CatinTax and WarCat II.
2. On IRC you`re known as the IronMouser.
1. There are little kitty carpal-tunnel braces
near the scratching post.
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Not Spending Enough Time
You`re Not Spending Enough Time On The Intenet
10. You`ve never used the pickup line,
"What`s your URL?"
9. You don`t need carpal tunnel surgery yet.
8. Poor spelling annoys you.
7. You`ve seen the inside of a shower
stall at least once in the past 48 hours.
6. You only replaced your worn-out keyboard
once last month.
5. Daytime soaps don`t challenge you mentally.
4. Your closest friends call you by your name,
not your handle.
3. Your favorite singles hangout isn`t called
#LonelyAdult.
2. You still have the capacity for speech.
1. Your repertoire of emoticons hasn`t hit double figures.
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Your An Internet Geek
You Are An Internet Geek
10. When filling out your driver`s license application
you give your IP address.
9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign
is,instead your line is "Hi, what`s your URL?"
8. Instead of calling you to dinner,your spouse sends email.
7. You`re amazed to find out spam is a food.
6. You "ping" people to see if they`re awake,"finger"
them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to
make sure they`re listening to you.
5. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every
silly free T-shirt contest.
4. You introduce your wife as "my [email protected]"
and refer to your children as "client applications".
3. At social functions you introduce your husband as
"my domain server".
2. After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out,
"I feel so "colon-right parentheses!"
...And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:
1. Two Words: "Pizza`s Here!".
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