Rules


Courtois's Rule:
If people listened to themselves more often,
they'd talk less.

First Rule Of Rural Mechanics:
If it works, don't fix it.

O'Briens Rule:
Nothing is ever done for the right reason.

Parker's Rule Of Parliamentary Procedure:
A motion to adjourn is always in order.

Peter's Rule For Creative Incompetence:
Create the impression that you have already 
reached your level of incompetence.

Thoreau's Rule:
Any fool can make a rule, and every fool will mind it.

Twain's Rule :
Only kings, editors, and people with tapeworm 
have the right to use the editorial "we".

Truman's Rule 

If you cannot convince them, confuse them.

Whispered Rule:

People will believe anything if you whisper it.