Miscellanious

First Maxim Of Computers:
To err is human, but to really screw things up 
requires a computer.

Klipstein's Observation:
Any product cut to lenght will be too short.

O'Toole's Commentary:
Murphy was an optimist.
 

Paradox Of Equality:
All things being equal, all things are never equal.

Ralph's Observation:
It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to 
realize that you are in a hurry.

Randolph's Cardninal Principle Of Statecraft:
Never needlessly disturb a thing at rest.