Lifes Little Annoyances2
Hot dogs come in packages of eight but hot dog 
buns come in packages of six.
 
You find a truely enticing item in the store, but 
there is no price sticker, sign, or salesperson anywhere 
to be found.
 
Flipping from station to station on the radio,only to 
catch the last three seconds of your favorite song.
  
Drivers who decide to start slowing down for a 
turn about three blocks before their turn off.
 
Confetti that people feel they must enclose in 
birthday cards but end up just falling all over the place 
when the card is opened.
 
You watch a tv show once, then after a few weeks
or months,you sit down to watch another episode, only to
realize that you have already seen this show. 
 
People who never seem to know that their turn 
signal is flashing as they continue driving straight.
 
When people try to send a fax to your phone 
number over and over again before calling to confirm 
the fax number.
 
When you have to pee in a cup at the doctor's
office but find that you can't go,(that is until you
leave his office).
 
You look for your glasses for 15 minutes and
finally realize that you are wearing them.
 
You are looking for your house / car keys and find
that they have been in your hands all the time.
  
Everything breaks the day the warranty expires.
 
Setting out to record your favorite show, then realizing 
after you do so that the VCR was set to the wrong channel.
Paying $6 for a nice pair of pantyhose, only to put 
a fingernail through them as you're pulling them on for 
the first time.
Realizing too late that there is no toilet paper.
The day you finally have a really good hair day,
and you don't see anybody you know.
Having your right hand full when you want to unlock a 
door and realizing your keys are in your right hand pocket.
The car alarm that goes on for hours,and the owner
is nowhere to be found.
Rushing to get to your doctor's appointment on time,
only to have to sit in the waiting room for 45 minutes.