Lifes Little Annoyances
When a driver pulls out in front of you even if 
there is no traffic behind you,and then drives 
unbelievably slow.
Chain letters (enough said right there!) that 
predict your death if you don't send themto 326,482 
people in the next seven minutes and 28 seconds.
Leather chairs that make abscene noises when 
you sit on them;then you have to sit on it again 
to prove to those around you that you weren't the 
one who made the noise.
 
People who are addicted to a song, but only know 
one line and sing it over and over again.
People in the grocery stores who leave their 
carts in the middle of aisles, blocking other shoppers 
from the lane.
 
Poorly done perforations in paper that cause us 
to tear postage stamps or coupons in half.
 
The driver in front of you who goes well below 
the speed limit, then speeds up when you try to pass.
 
People who say "... to make a long story short" 
then go on telling their tale for another 15 minutes.
 
Socks only come in one size, so people with small 
feet end up with way more sock then foot.
 
If you are late for work, it's guaranteed you'll 
end up behind the driver going nowhere at 10 km/h.
 
No matter what check out line you get into, 
someone in front of you has something without a price tag. 
 
When you are one minute away from finishing a 
lengthy computer download and you accidently bump the 
reset button.
 
When a person cringes at what he / she is eating,
then they want you to try it.
 
When all the lights on a string of Christmas 
lights don't work just because one of the lights is out.
 
Subscription cards keep falling out of the 
magazine you're reading.
 
When your roll of tape has no beginning.
  
You're in your car and trying to find a radio station 
but every single one that comes in is playing commercials.
 
You finish giving your dog a bath, then let him out to 
the backyard, and he rolls in the dirt.
 
You bend down to tie your left shoelace, only to straighten
up and trip over the right lace, which has magically come
undone.
 
The batteries in your flashlight die the moment the 
power goes out.
 
Your new athletic shoes have such great traction that they
stick to carpet and make you fall on your face.
 
You buy a new CD you are anxious to listen to, but can't 
 get the plastic wrapper off for a good 20 minutes.