Laws Of Computing

1. When computing, whatever happens, 
behave as though you meant it to happen. 
2. When you get to the point where you 
really understand your computer,it's 
probably obsolete.
  
3. The first place to look for 
information is in the section of 
the manual where you least expect 
to find it. 
4.When the going gets tough, upgrade. 
5.For every action, there is an 
equal and opposite malfunction. 
6. To err is human . . . to blame 
your computer for your mistakes is 
even more human,it is downright natural. 
7.He who laughs last probably made a backup.
 
8. If at first you do not succeed, 
blame your computer. 
9.A complex system that does not 
work is invariably found to have evolved 
from a simpler system that worked just fine. 
10. The number one cause of computer 
problems is computer solutions. 
11. A computer program will always do what 
you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.